Actual Bumper Stickers


Actual Bumper stickers actually found on cars-


-Horn broken. Watch for finger.


-Your kid's an honors student but hey, you're still an idiot!


-All generalizations are false.


-Cover me, I'm changing lanes.


-I brake for no apparent reason.


-Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.


-I'm not as think as you drunk I am.


-Forget about World Peace for now..... visualize using your turn
signal!


-My kid can beat up you're honors student.


-He who laughs last thinks slowest.


-Tax. A fine for doing good. Fine. A tax for doing badly.


-Lottery. A tax for people who are bad at math.


-It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.


-Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.


-My kid got you're honors student pregnant.

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