Actual Bumper stickers actually found on cars-
-Horn broken. Watch for finger.
-Your kid's an honors student but hey, you're still an idiot!
-All generalizations are false.
-Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
-I brake for no apparent reason.
-Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.
-I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
-Forget about World Peace for now..... visualize using your turn
signal!
-My kid can beat up you're honors student.
-He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-Tax. A fine for doing good. Fine. A tax for doing badly.
-Lottery. A tax for people who are bad at math.
-It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
-Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
-My kid got you're honors student pregnant.
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