One day a city dweller decided to take a ride in the country.
He hopped into his fancy, imported sportscar, zipped out along the big highway for a while, then got off and drove along a rural dirt road in the middle of farm country.
After a while, he came across a farmer who was out in the field driving a tractor.
Funny thing was, the farmer didn't seem to be wearing any pants.
"Hey farmer, how come you're not wearing any pants?"
"Well, city boy, the other day I went out a-working in the fields, and I plum fergot to wear mah shirt.
Got back to the house that night, and mah neck was stiffer than a oak-wood board, now this here's mah wife's idea."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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