Abdulla tried to contact the soul of his cousin, Naved, who had exploded himself as a suicide bomber.
Abdulla wanted to know whether the 'Jihad' legend is true. Especially about the 72 virgins they get.
So he asked ' how is the social life bro?'
Naved said ' amazing bro. I can pick any female. They wont object. Both males and females roam around naked. Nobody bothers. I do it round the clock. It's ultimate.'
Abdulla says ' holy shit! Is that how heaven is?'
Naved says 'No bro. Not heaven. I am reborn as a street dog in Karachi.'
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