Vocabulary lesson

Every Tuesday Mrs. Smith teaches her third grade class a new vocabulary word. This weeks word is "definitely."

"Can any of you use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"

A small hand goes up in the front of the class, and little Susie says, "The sky is definitely blue!"

"Close" replies the teacher, "but sometimes the sky is orange, or purple, or even pink. Anyone else?

Another small hand goes up, and billy says, "The tree is definitely green!"

"Close" replies the teacher, "but sometimes trees are brown, or yellow, or even red. Anyone else?"

Another hand goes up in the back. "Yes, Timmy?" Prompts Mrs. Smith.

"Do farts have lumps?" He asks.

"TIMMY!" Mrs. Smith exclaims "What does that have to do with--"

"Do farts have lumps!?" He asks again.

"Well, no." She answers "But I still don't see what that--"

"Well then I DEFINITELY shit my pants!"