The zebra gets to heaven and meets God. He asks him, "Almighty, i've always wanted to know - am I black with white stripes? Or am I white with black stripes?" God ponders it over for a moment and simply responds... "Well, you are what you are." The zebra is a bit frustrated hearing this and says "That's great, but it doesn't really answer my question." God smiles and says "Sure it does. It means you're white, because if you were black I would have said "you is what you is."
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