THE COLLEGE DRINKER'S ALPHABET

A- alcohol: the key to surviving college.
b- beer: it's whats for dinner.
c- class: what you're supposed to get up and go to after a thursday night
party.
d- dancing: a favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks
pathetic.
e- emergency: the keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your
drinking party.
f- f*cked up: signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out.
g- games: anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging beers.
h- hang-over: reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank.
i- ignorant: the way you act after drinking way too much.
j- jail: where you'll end up after trying to use a fake id or stagger home.
k- kissing: what you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers.
l- lord: person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol.
m- money: that which you no longer have due to too much partying.
n- not again!: what you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't
know.
o- oh s***!: what you say as you're falling down the stairs.
p- pee: what you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer.
q- quilt: what you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the
morning. yuck!
r- reform: what you promise god you will do while you're puking in the
toilet.
s- sex: what you did with that person you met last night while you were
drunk.
t- twenty-four: the number of beers it takes to get drunk.
u- underage: most of the drinking population in college town.
v- vodka: the mother of all alcohols and the best way to make jello.
w- worm: the part of tequila that that you don't mind eating after you've
consumed the whole bottle.
x- x-ray: how they can see into your stomach before they pump it.(detox)
y- yourself: the one who drinks way too much every week-end.
z- zima: zomething different.