...and is visiting an agent. The agent asked him all sorts of questions about what types of movies he wants to play in, his experience, and where he was from and at the end said "You sounds quite promising, I can arrange some auditions and keep you informed about whats available. What is your name?" and the young man responds "Penis van Lesbian."
At first the agent thinks he is joking, but the man is serious. The agent tells him "I think you'll need to change your name or use a stage name, no one will hire you with a name like Penis van Lesbian." Mr. Lesbian is quite perturbed and says he'll think about it.
The next day, he comes back. He tells the agent that he decided to change his name so that he could act, even though he liked his name and was quite attached to it. The producer asks him what his new name is, and he responds.
"Dick van Dyke"
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