A physicist goes to a chatroom known for cybersex. He starts talking to a woman he is interested in, and he learns that she comes from across the country. They exchange email addresses, and then they start to dirty talk. She mentions that she has a fantasy of being with a ghost ever since she saw the Patrick Swayze pottery scene; the physicist immediately logs off when he reads this.
That evening, she emails him, "Why did you log off? We had great chemistry."
He replies, "Our chemistry was fine, but I'm a physicist. I don't like spooky action at a distance."
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