A young boy named Timmy constantly gets bullied at school for having a very high voice

.... so one day he finally decides enough is enough and he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells Timmy that his voice will never get deeper naturally, but, he can make it deeper by shoving a special plug in his butt. Timmy is ecstatic. The doctor tells him to put the plug in before school every day and take it out once he gets home. The next day Timmy wakes up for school and immediately puts in his new plug, his voice drops **very** much from his new plug. That day when he walks to school his usual bullies yell at him and say "Hey Timmy you fuckin' pussy your voice is so high! HAHAHAHAHA!" Timmy, feeling confident with his new voice yells back "**Hey fuck you guys! You guys are the pussies!**" His new voice scares the bullies and they run away. School goes great and when Timmy gets home he takes his plug out, just like the doctor said. The next morning Timmy wakes up and immediately puts his plug in again "**Ughhhh**" he groans as he puts it in. Again on his way to school he gets yelled at by the same bullies, who obviously never learn, "Timmy you fucking pussy your voice is so damn high! HAHAHAHHAA!" Again, with his new voice Timmy bellows back "**I'm gonna fuck you guys up if you don't get the fuck out of my face, you pussies!**" Again the bullies run away scared. The third day comes and Timmy wakes up but forgets to put in his plug. He starts to walk to school and for some reason the bullies still have not learned their lesson, "Timmy you big fat vagina why is your voice so HIGH! HAHHAHAHA!" Once again Timmy yells back ^"Hey ^shuttup ^you ^fuckin-" As soon as he realizes what has happened Timmy sprints home, his bullies chasing after him, cackling. As soon as Timmy gets home he sprints up to his room and looks everywhere but cannot find his plug! Fed up, he asks him mom for help, ^"Mom ^have ^you ^seen ^my ^plug?! ^I ^can't ^find ^it ^anywhere!" He runs down to his mom, who seems quite flustered and she responds with a very hearty "**N-No son, I'm sorry, but you just forget about that and go back to school!**"

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