The teacher says yes and the boy goes. When he goes to wash his hands, he notices the words "Purple Fusion" on the soap dispenser. He gets back to the classroom and asks his teacher what it means. The teacher sends him to the principal. He asks the principal what it means and he expels the boy.
On his way home, the boy almost gets arrested for not being in school. He asks the policeman what "Purple Fusion" means and the policeman just takes off. When the boy gets home he asks his mother what it means. The mom starts crying and orders the boy to ask his father what it means. He then asks his father what it means. His father kicks him out of the house and orders him never to return.
Down the road, the boy suddenly gets hit by a bus. The driver gets out and asks if he is okay. The boy just asks him what "Purple Fusion" means and the boy is then shot by the bus driver.
Now in heaven, the boy asks an angel what "Purple Fusion" means. The boy is sent to hell for "being evil".
In hell, the boy asks Satan what "Purple Fusion" means and Satan sends him back to heaven for "being too evil for Satan".
Back in heaven, the boy asks God what "Purple Fusion" means. God hesitates for a moment and says, "Purple Fusion is a joke with absolutely no punchline that makes everyone mad at you."
Credit goes to my sister, who originally told me this joke like 3 or 4 or so years ago. This is actually a simplified version of the joke.
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