A man visits a sex therapist...

...to talk to him about his sexual problem.

Man: Doctor, I am having some problem getting an erection.

Doctor : Tell me more about it.

Man: My day usually goes like this. I wake up in the morning and I have sex with my wife. Then, I leave for work. While carpooling to office, my colleague gives me a blow job. In office, I have sex with my secretary at least 2 times a day. Before coming back to home, I fuck my mistress at her home. Before going to sleep, I have sex with my wife. Then we sleep. Doctor, my trouble is that I having some problem getting my dick up if I want to have quickie with my wife in the night.

Doctor: Have some fear of God, You motherfucker!

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