a women wanted transgender surgery for Christmas

So she asked her reluctant husband to pay for it. As he finally woke up from the surgery, he realized he had a penis but no testicles. When he asked why, his husband replied "You got the tree, but you didn't need the balls, they were just for decoration.".

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