... is serving the daily flow of customers that arrive at the supermarket, when an Old Lady arrives and places her items. They include all the usual groceries you might expect: bread, milk etc but noticably she also places 21 tins of cat food.
"Got a lot of cats at home?" The Cashier says with a smile.
"Cats? Oh no dear! I'm allergic" Says the Old Lady
"These are for my husband. It's all he will eat."
The Cashier is shocked and can't help but say, "You can't feed him ONLY cat food surely? He'll die.!"
"I've been feeding him cat food for 50 years and he's absolutely fine thank you very much! Mind your own buisness!" Said the Old Lady, who promptly pays for her unlikely groceries and leaves in a huff.
A week later the same cashier is working on the same day of the week and in comes the Old Lady. After shopping she is forced to use the cashiers checkout. She places on the belt all the usual groceries of bread, milk, etc, but no cat food.
Eager to build bridges the Cashier says "No cat food this week?"
"No!" Says the Old lady "He's dead!"
Unable to stop herself the cashier replied, "See I told you eating NOTHING but cat food would kill him."
The Old Lady composes herself. "For your information, it wasn't the cat food actually."
"No? Then what?"
"He fell off the shed roof while trying to lick his genitals."
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