It only happened at night while she slept, she couldnt control it and heard it was bad. She was hesitant to tell him at first, but finally did. The man, who thought she was the most beautiful thing he has ever seen said "That wont bother me, because luckily enough I dont have a sense of smell!". The two seemed perfect for each other, and within the next month they were married.
On their honeymoon they had the best first sex of their lives and went to sleep. Around 2:00am the woman wakes up to see the man standing next to an open window with his face in his hands.
Angrily she yells "I thought you said you dont have a sense of smell!" The man replies "I dont, but my eyes are burning!"
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