3 GUYS DIE


3 Guys die one likes to have mad sex, one likes to eat like
crazy, and the last guy likes to smoke weed. God says that to
teach them a leson about there life he locks them in room with
there favourite things for 100 years each. The guy who likes to
have sex is locked in room with a ton of sexy woman, the fat
eating machine is locked in a room with tons of food, and the
guy who likes to smoke weed is locked in a room with tons of
weed. After 100 years he lets out the guy who like have sex says
"the woman got dry after a while I never ever want to have sex
again". Then God lets out the guy who eats like a machine when
he let him out he said "I the fatest bastard you've ever seen I
never want to eat again".Then the God lets out the guy the guy
who smokes weed all the time when he came out he was crying he
said "do you have a lighter".

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