When Is Fuck Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the fuck do you mean we are sinking?"
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the fuck was that?"
Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?"
Custer, 1877

8 "Any fucking idiot could understand that."
Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so fucking look like her!"
Picasso, 1926

6. "How the fuck did you work that out?"
Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"
Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the fuck are we?"
Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!"
Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?"
Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll............!!!!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad."
Sadaam Hussein, 2003