"I want that one.." She points to a massive display of dildos on the wall.
The manager picks up one of the best sellers: "This is one of our popular models. It feels very real."
She points back to the wall & says.."No. I want that one..." So, the manager picks up another one:
"Ah..this model just arrived. Comes with multiple vibration settings & textures but quite pricey.."
The woman's eyes light up when she finally sees a big, bright red shiny one at the corner of the wall display.
"That one! I want that. How much is it?"
The manager says: "Oh sorry. That's not for sale. That's the Fire Extinguisher".
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