Doctor, doctor, is it alright to masturbate?

asked the concerned man.

“Everything in moderation,” replied the doctor.

“Is four times a day alright?”

“Well, that’s quite a lot, why don’t you get married, that’s a much better idea.”

“I am married.”

“And is everything fine in bed?”

“It’s great.”

“Then why do you need to masturbate so much?”

“She’s such a spoil-sport. She doesn’t like to do it during mealtimes.”

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