A guy visits the doctor because his penis had turned orange.
The doctor examines his orange member and concludes something's wrong.
He asks the man: "Did you do something funny during sex lately?" The man responds: "No, I haven't had sex for a long time."
The doctor continues: "Did you take some medication that might have caused this?" The man answers: "No, I don't take medication."
"Do you have some weird hobbies?", the doctor tries. "No, I don't have any hobbies."
"Could it be work related?". "No, I'm unemployed."
Frustrated and out of options, the doctor asks: "So then what do you do all day?"
The man responds: "Nothing much, I just sit at home, watch some porn, and eat cheetos."
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