The parents were distraught, asking the doctor "What can you do to help him??"
Doctor says, "Well here's what I can do. We can remove some of the skin from his penis, and attach it to his eyeballs, and that way he'll have eyelids.
"Only problem is that he's going to be a little cockeyed the rest of his life".
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