72 Virgins

Abdulla tried to contact the soul of his cousin, Naved, who had exploded himself as a suicide bomber.

Abdulla wanted to know whether the 'Jihad' legend is true...
especially about the 72 virgins they get.

So he asked 'How is the social life bro ?'

Naved said 'Amazing bro. I can pick any female. They wont object. Both males and females roam around naked. Nobody bothers. I do it round the clock. It's ultimate.'

Abdulla says 'Holy shit ! Is that how Heaven is ?'

Naved says 'No bro.
Not Heaven.. I am reborn as a street dog in Karachi...????