Her dog was named ''Nutder'', and she was walking down the street yelling for the dog.
Meanwhile, a man walking around the same neighborhood really had to take a dump. Knowing he would not make it home in time, he waited until there wasn't anyone close.
He found a dark alley, and started unzipping his pants when he heard the woman say ''NUTDER!''. He quickly zipped back up and looked for some other place.
He found an abandoned house near a corner, took off his belt, and just as he was about to let it go, he heard the woman yell ''NUTDER!''. Frustrated, he pulled his pants back up, and left the house.
Unable to hold himself any longer, he took off his hat, determined to shit on it. And again, the woman yelled ''NUTDER!'' to which the man yelled in reply:
''THIS IS MY GODDAMN HAT AND I'LL SHIT ON IT IF I WANT TO!''
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