A woman is in bed with her lover when her nine year old son walks in and hides in the closet. Suddenly, the door opens and the woman's husband walks in, and she hides her lover in the closet not knowing her son is there.
"It's dark here" says the boy
"It sure is" says the lover
"I have a soccer ball"
"That's good"
"Would you like to buy it?"
"No thanks"
"My dad is outside"
"OK how much?"
"$250"
With that, the kid sells his soccer ball. A few days later, the boy and the woman's lover meet in the closet again/
"It's dark here"
"It sure is"
"I have sneakers." The lover remembering what happened last time asks,
"How much?"
"$750" And the boy sells his sneakers. The next day his dad comes up to him and says "How about we go outside and play soccer?"
"I can't, dad, I sold the ball and the shoes."
"What? And how much did you sell them for?"
"$1000" says the boy
"That's terrible, son, how could you sell them for that much, when they are only worth $100 tops. You have to go to church and confess" With that, the father takes the boy by his hand and walks him to their church. The boy steps into the confessional and closes the door
"It's dark here" says the boy
"Please, kid, don't start this time"
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