In 2026 Barack Obama is going through the TSA in an airport. The TSA agent motions for him to step out of the line for a random check, much to the displeasure of the ex-president.
After much grumbling from Obama and even more patience from the agent, Obama asks:
"Do you really think a President would be a terrorist?"
"I'm not taking any chances after the guy before you. My uncle was NYPD you know."
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