A man storms angrily into a clothes shop and shouts:

"Look, this shirt has shrunk at least 3 sizes and the label says "Guarantee No Shrink"!!!"

The shop owner coolly replies:"Ah, but in China, they read from right to left, so Shrink No Guarantee!"

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