A young woman gets pulled over for speeding. After taking her information the patrolman writes her a ticket and heads back to her car. As he goes to hand her the ticket she politely inquires "is that a ticket to the highway patrolman's ball?" . Confused the patrolman responds "ma'am... Highway patrolman don't have balls". She simply smiles at him. Now red in the face, he tears up the ticket and tells her to be on her way.
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