Two friends are out for a drive

Steve is driving, and Jeff is in the passenger seat. As they are coming to a red light, Steve instead stomps on the gas, and drives right through it.

Jeff is stunned. "What are you doing?"

"Don't worry," Steve says. "My brother drives like this."

After a bit they come up on another red light. Steve again speeds up and drives right through it, narrowly missing clipping a few cars.

"What the hell are you doing?!" Jeff shouts.

"I said don't worry about it!" Steve replies. "My brother drives like this all the time!"

Soon, they come up on a green light. This time, Steve absolutely slams on the brakes, and the car screeches to a halt, nearly causing the cars behind it to pile up.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?" Jeff screams.

"Hey, you never know, my brother might be comin' the other way."

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