A woman is checking out at a grocery store. The clerks rings up a dozen eggs, a quart of milk, a loaf of bread, and a bundle of bananas.
"You must be single," the clerk says as he starts to give her change.
"That's amazing, you were able to figure that out just by what I was buying?"
"No, because you're fucking ugly!"
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