"Who's there?"
"Candice"
"Candice who?"
"CANDICE DICK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH? IT'S SO BIG THAT IT'S A CHOKING HAZARD"
"Do you know what else is a choking hazard? Lego Bricks. They're probably the same size too"
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