Meet John (Dad). He's the unfortunate dad who never learned about **dad jokes**, and his son isn't growing up to be the dad he wanted. That is, until suddenly ~~pineapples~~**Reddit**. All dads should know dad jokes.
So, Dad found a dad joke (yay!). However, as he **didn't grow up ever knowing that dad jokes existed**, he could properly execute the joke.
One day, Dad felt that 'twas the right and propah time to do the deed. Out in the public.
D(ad): *stares intently at son*
S(on): Dad, can you stop staring at me?
D: HI GAY, ...
Unfortunately, a gay couple happened to pass by. They were not happy that **gay** is being used as a **derogatory word**. They approached Dad. Dad(dy) got scared, ran riiiggghhhhttt into a truck.
#\#Ouch
Never ever not tell your kids dad jokes. Your grandchildren will be screwed if you don't.
Source: ... **I'M DAD**.
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