And God Created a Sleeping Man

A couple went to church every week, but every week without fail the husband
would fall asleep during the sermon. The wife, being embarrassed by her
husband's loud snoring, decided to bring a needle to the next service and poke
him when he nodded off. The next week when they were in church the husband, as
always, fell asleep.
"Who created the Earth in 6 days and rested on the 7th?" The wife stuck her
husband with the needle and he jumped up and exclaimed, "Oh my God!" The
preacher said, "That's correct." And the husband sat down mumbling to himself.
He soon fell asleep again.
The preacher got to the question "Who died on the cross to save us from
eternal damnation?" The wife stuck her husband again and he jumped up and
exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!" And the preacher said, "Right again." With this, the
husband fell suspicious of his wife and decided to catch her in the act. The
husband pretended to fall asleep while keeping an eye on his wife.
"What did Mary say to Joseph after Jesus was born?" the preacher asked. The
wife started to poke her husband again, but before she could the husband jumped
up and exclaimed, "If you stick that damn thing in me again, I'm going to break
it in half!"