Officer: mame, can I see your license?
Woman: I'm sorry. It was suspended for DUI too many times. Hahaha.
Officer: uhm...alright. Can you get your car's registration and step out of the car?
Woman: I actually stole this car.
Officer: alright. Step out o the car please.
The woman steps out of the car and the officer immediately draws a knife and stabs her! He stuffs her in the trunk of her car, grabs her keys, takes off his police uniform, and drives off. A bit later he is pulled over for speeding.
Real Officer: sir, so you know how fast you were going?
Fake officer: sorry. I need to bury a body.
Real officer: ...
Real officer: license and registration please.
Fake officer: it was suspen...
Real officer: shut. It. I've heard that joke waaaay too many times. Just go.
Fake officer: but I have a bod...
Real officer: go.
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