A woman held a seance...

...for her dead husband who , during his life, was a waiter in an high end swanky restaurant. The room was lit up with candles and the medium went into the trance. After few minutes the table started shaking.


"Phil? Is that you?" she asked "talk to me, Phil."


"No!" replied a ghostly voice "It's not my table!"

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