A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Phil to see about enlarging her breasts.
Dr Phil told her, "Everyday after your shower, rub your nipples and say, 'Scooby, doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies'."
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! Her boobs grew bigger!
One morning she was running late for work, got on the bus and realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't do the little rhyme, she got right out there in the aisle and started chanting "Scooby, doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby asked, "Are you a patient of Dr. Phil's by any chance?"
"Why, yes, I am. How did you know?"
He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory, dickory, dock ... "
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