.. In the room in one corner there is a ladder heading up into a hole in the roof, and in another corner a small man with a small ugly penis, red with sores.
"Hi, I'm Fassi, and you're in hell. You have two choices. You can either suck me, or you can climb the ladder to success."
The brunette wonders what kind of an idiot that guy is. "I'll climb up to success, thank you". The man shrugs, used to the response, and she climbs up the ladder to emerge into another room.
In it sits a massive man with a massive dong, covered in warts, pus, and dried blood.
Speaks he, in a booming voice. "Hi, I'm Cess.."
:D
(Not original, and no idea how many times this has been posted)
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