and its her first day. Her manager shows her how to run the register then suddenly gets a call. He tells her has to leave but if anyone comes in to buy, sell anything she can since sales are low for the month.
The Manager leaves and a few minutes later a Brunette comes in and looks around. "Oh wow a purple dildo, I've never seen a purple one before. I'll buy that."
The cashier ringers her and tells her to have a good day.
A few minutes later a redhead comes in and looks around. "Oh neat a orange dildo, I've never seen one like that." She buys it and leaves.
A few more minutes pass and a blonde walks in looking around. "Oh cool! A plaid dildo, I've never seen one like that ever. Ill buy that!"
The cashier looks around to where the blonde is pointing and then looks back at her
"I don't think you want that" she responds.
"No I want that plaid one" the blonde says.
"I don't think you understand.."
"I'm the customer and I want that plaid dildo" she retorts.
The cashier shrugs and rings it up and the blonde leaves.
A half hour passes and the manager comes back.
"So how are you doing?"
"Good, I made three sales" she responds.
"Good! What did you sell?"
"Well two people bought dildo's but some blonde came in and bought your thermos."
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