A man dies and goes to Heaven. However, after a while, he gets bored with all the harp-playing and clouds and shit and decides to visit Hell.
He asks St. Peter, who lets him visit Hell with one condition: He'd only be allowed to go there as a visitor two times. In the third visit, he'd stay there permanently.
And so he went to Hell. As he arrives, he is received by Satan, who brings him a sexy blonde wearing lingerie and holding an ice-cold beer. He drinks the beer, bangs the blonde and goes back to Heaven, excited with his next visit.
In the second day he arrived there and the brought not only the same blonde but a a brunette friend, also ridiculously hot and holding two bottles of beer. He drinks it all and has a three-way with both women.
"Man, Hell is great", said the man. "Fuck Heaven, I'm moving to Hell."
In his third and definitive arrival to Hell, Satan once again receives him, but instead of the blonde or the brunette the Devil brings him a fat, 45 year old bald man holding a bottle of piss.
"What the fuck? What happened to the hot chicks and beer?", he asked Lucifer.
To which Satan answered: "Dude, tourism is one thing. Immigration is another."
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