IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS HE IS CONDUCTING A SURVEY AND ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS.
THIS IS A SCAM. HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOOBS.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.
I feel so stupid.
Signed,
The Blonde
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Clark Kent
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