Her son was just a head. When the child was eight years old, he would sit on the window sill everyday, watching the other kids play football. He would ask his mom everyday, "Can I play football with the other children?" His mom always had the same reply: "You can't play football because you don't have a body." One day, the kid asked his mom, "Will I ever get a body?" "Pray everyday to God, and you might be granted a body," she told him.
Everyday after that day, he prayed and prayed, until finally, one day, he woke up and had arms, legs, a torso, everything. He was so overjoyed, he jumped out his bed and said "Mom! Mom! I have a body!" His mom congratulated him, and he asked "Can I go out and play football with the other boys?" She said yes, but she gave him one piece of advice: "Stay out of the street."
He was out playing with his neighbors, when the football went out into the streets. Ignoring his mother's advice, he offered to retrieve the ball, walked out into the street, picked up the football, and got ran over by a car.
Moral of the story: quit while you're a head.
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