One day the teacher asks them to recite the alphabet. Jimmy goes first and gets through it perfectly. Jamal goes next, gets to H, stumbles and can't finish. That night, Jamal asks his mom why Jimmy could recite the abc's and he couldn't. His mom responds with "that's because Jimmy is white and you are black."
The next day, the teacher asks them to count to 10. Jimmy again goes first and gets through it perfectly. Jamal goes second, gets to 4, stumbles and can't finish. That night, Jamal asks his mom why Jimmy could count to 10 and he couldn't. His moms response was the same, " because he is white and you are black."
The next day, while in the bathroom, Jamal catches a glimpse of Jimmy's penis. That night he asks his mother, "today I was in the bathroom and saw Jimmy's penis and mine was much bigger than his. Is that because I'm black and he's white?" Jamal's mother responds with, "no Jamal, that's because you are 18 and he is 5."
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