A village idiot ends up going to the big city...

...and he is very fascinated, seeing all the bright lights, tall buildings and hoardings, etc. He rounds a corner to see a building that looks like a theatre with a long queue in front of it.
On going closer to the building, he sees a sign, “Watch for $10, Do for $ 2.” He further observes that the line for Watching is very long, whereas there is no one queuing for the Doing line.
Weighing all the pros and cons, the idiot decides that Doing is a better option and goes and purchases a ticket from the Doing window.
He is lead back into the building and made to sit in a dark, dank room with no light and lots of hay. He assumes that a prostitute or something similar will be along shortly and waits. After about an hour of waiting, he gets very frustrated and suddenly notices a chicken sitting in the corner of the room. In his rage and anger, he vents all the horniness built up waiting inside him on the chicken and fucks it with feathers flying everywhere and the poor chicken howling. The man then goes home.
The next day, he is determined to screw a prostitute, so he goes back to the theatre and again waits in the dark room for 2 hours this time before fucking the chicken. This happens everyday for a week with the man waiting longer and longer before fucking the chicken and going home.
Finally, after a week, the idiot is tired of waiting and fucking the chicken, so he decides to see what all the hype is about in the Watching section of the theatre. So he goes and lines up in the queue for the Watching window. It’s a long queue, so while waiting, he asks the guy in front of him what do they show inside the theatre. The guy says, “Well, they’ve been showcasing a hillbilly fucking a chicken for the past week, who knows what they’ll be showing today.”