A ventriloquist is in the middle of his act...

and is in the part of his routine where he riffs off a bunch of blonde jokes, one after the other. A blonde woman in the front row is getting upset, and finally says, "I'll have you know, just because a woman is blonde doesn't mean she is dumb. There are plenty of highly intelligent, successful blonde women in the world. I should know, because I'm one of them. "

The ventriloquist says, "Hey lady, don't get upset. It's just harmless jokes. "

The blond replies, "You butt out of it, I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap. "



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