Cop pulls over blonde...
Cop: licence and registration please!
blonde: oh damn, I don't have it here with me....
cop: well I will have to write you a ticked...
blonde: well I don't have any money with me either....
cop: well then it will be the smartest to make some kind of a deal, if you know what I mean :)
blonde: what possible smart deal can we make? I am blonde and you are a cop...
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