After months of trying to find new employment, and even with them both picking up low wage jobs they are flat broke and getting desperate, trying to save their house and livelihood for their kids.
The husband says, honey you are beautiful and every man envies me. Maybe we should try to work you out as a hooker. I know its horrible but we are desperate.
Finally after some convincing she agrees. So they go out one night to a shady area and she stands on the street as he sits in the car. Not too long later she gets her first customer. They get in the car and he asks, how much. The husband quickly responds, "$200 for penetration. 10 minutes."
The John laughs and says, "ah I'll i got is $40!" The husband thinks and says, "ok for that you'll get a handjob." So they drive around to an alley and the wife and john get out of the car and start to walk away. The man unbuttons his pants and whips out a 9" long and very thick dick, hard as a rock. The wife's jaw drops - she's never seen something so big. She starts to get excited thinking about another man's cock and such a big one at that.
The wife says, "hang on one second..." and runs back to the car. The husband rolls down he window to see what's wrong and she asks, "can't you loan him the $160?"
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