A truck filled with 127 penguins breaks down on the highway...

The truck driver flags down a passing car and asks the driver if he'll take the penguins to the zoo. The driver agrees, and the penguins pile into the car.

A couple hours later, the truck is fixed, and the truck driver goes to the zoo to make sure the 127 penguins arrived, but they're nowhere to be found. Frantically, he jumps in his truck and starts looking all over town for them.

Finally, he spots the man and the 127 penguins walking down the street. "Hey! I thought I asked you to take the 127 penguins to the zoo!" he yells. "I did", replies the driver, "I had a little money left over, so I thought I'd take them to a movie too."

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