The windows rolled down and he saw a very old lady on the driver's seat. He said "Ma'am why are you moving so slowly; you are jamming the whole highway". To this she replied, "But officer the sign mentions the speed limit as 40". The officer looks at the sign, laughs and says, "That's not the speed limit. That's the route number. The speed limit is 70". The lady on realizing her mistake apologizes to the officer and thanks him for correcting her. The officer was about to go, but he notices a young boy in the back of the car, sweating and shivering. He asks, "Is he okay? Do you need any medical assistance?" The lady shrugs her head ans says, "He's fine. We just arrived from route 120".
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