A tourist walks into a pub in the Scottish highland

The only other person inside, except the bar tender, was an grisly old man smoking a cigar by the window. The tourist orders a pint and sits at the bar. After the while the old man says 'you see this pub here lad? I built it with my own hands, built the wall stone by stone but do they call me McGregor the pub builder? no. You see that pier out there? I laid ever plank, loch water up to my neck, but do they call me McGregor the pier builder? no. You fuck one goat....