Man: "I have to go to the bathroom so bad"
Officer: "Well, why don't you go over there"
Man: " Where? Right on those lovely gold benches surrounded by flowers"
Officer: "Yup right there looks pretty good"
Man relives himself
Man: "That is quite the hospitailty your showing me"
Officer: "No, thats Trump Tower"
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