I ordered a Pizza the other day, When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

Salary

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young...

Laugh on Friday

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? . . . . . . A: Tell her...

A girl at work...

I said "you're an 11." "Aww really?" she says with a huge smile. I said "yeah...

A guy sees a sign...

So he goes in and they tell him they need humans to mate with gorillas. The...

New drinking game:

Every time Senator Bernie Sanders proposes something free, chug someone...

How can you tell...

they'll tell you in their novel.

Beethoven was...

... that he never even heard some of his own music.

Did you hear that...

Yeah! It's spread by a fungi!!

Sentences

A boy in a 2nd grade class was given an assignment by his teacher. The...

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I suffer from auditory dyslexia and my girlfriend is paralyzed from the neck...