He trips upon entering the bar and his gun fires, with the bullet hitting him in the foot. His big toe is taken off, laying on the floor in a pool of blood.
The cowboy limps up to the bar and asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender stares at him and says, "You just shot yourself in the foot, go to a doctor!"
The cowboy looks at him and says, "Give me some whiskey, and quit being lacktoes intolerant!"
Edit: spelling
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